Things That Are Cool: Game Day!

There's really not much to say here except: 1.) I love this man. 2.) It is very likely that there is not a more gloriously self-aware athlete in any American sport. 3.) Should we ever have another boy, I am going to do everything in my power to name him Dirk. This must happen.

Anybody? Here is Dirk Nowitzki's version of the well-known Geico Hump Day commercial.